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Please use the form below to get in touch. I do my best to respond within two business days.

Other accepted methods of communication: carrier pigeon, smoke signal, snail mail, snaps, etc . . . however response times may vary.

Unfortunately, at this time I am no longer able to respond to morse code messages. Apologies for the inconvenience.

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